Title: Memoirs of a Skeleton Valet
Genre(s): Fantasy, Adventure (speculative based on tags)
Tags: adventure, dragon, drugs, fairy, fairytale, fantasy, friend, gold, imaginary, jailbreak, mining, motorcycle, novel, novelist, skeleton, sword, tale, typewriter, war (excluded some non-tags)
Main Lead: Male, Female
VB Assessment Score: PDE 2 CDD 2 SWB 3 || TQ 3 SV 3 || Overall: 13
Number of Chapters: 17
Chapter Length: Long
Reading Level: High
Date of First Release: (unknown)
Date of Last Update: November 19, 2019
VB Reviewed? No
Available on Platform(s): Wattpad
Number of Views: 599
Number of Reviews: N/A
Mallory’s life as an up-and-coming author had been fairly ordinary. But when his bloody coup d’état novels got a shade too popular, the government cracked down. Hard. A year of solitary later, he’s free to go. But there’s just one catch: he’s a skeleton now.
He can still walk, talk, and watch TV. But his writing just isn’t the same, and it’s tough to find work as a bunch of bones.
Hence, the job with Arrow. She’s an ambitious hellion blowing through her inheritance, but doing her bidding at least keeps Mallory from begging in the streets.
That’s when he notices her powers. She can shape-shift, type on his typewriter from afar, and summon creatures out of thin air. And yet, no one else ever seems to notice. So Mallory does the pragmatic thing and hires a private detective to do some digging. But what the sleuth turns up is some serious $#%!
Story Post Last Updated: December 1, 2020